Why is Tony so damn fast at getting SH!T done..?
It is all about getting to work to get it done!

Another letter sent into Tromix headquarters...

THIS COUNTRY WAS MADE GREAT BY DRUNK WHITE MEN. 
Posted By: Jason Hinkle -Tromix customer 
Date: 1/5/04 05:46

In Response To: How much alcohol is healthy? How much is not?
(what do you plan on drinking tonight?)

What the fuck is it lately with the handwringing metrosexual guilt? This country was made great by fat white guys who worked their asses off, smoked cigarettes, drank liquor, and ate fucking greasy bacon and eggs for breakfast and God Damned steak and potatoes for dinner. John Fucking Wayne, Sergeant York and every working stiff in America didn't kick ass and take names drinking decaffinated wheat grass and eating a sensible breakfast of bran cereal and no-fat soymilk. They fucking woke up and smoked a Camel, they ate two strips of fucking bacon and they ate a couple damned eggs, fried up in grease. Then they went and worked their fucking asses off without bitching like a bunch of fucking piss ass talking metrosexuals. They made America the greatest fucking nation on earth without the Americans with Disabilities Act and they did it without the fucking EEOC counting heads and they by God didn't give two shits about their fucking cholesterol level and they motherfucking sure didn't EVER say 'I'm on Atkins'. This country wasn't made the most powerful country ever in the history of man by a bunch of whiny cunts counting calories and getting fashion tips from faggots. It was made great by men who worked their asses off, didn't bitch like fucking 12 year old girls bleeding for the first time and if they fucking felt like relaxing after a day of hard work, they By God had a drink. Shut the fuck up, relax, drink a beer or a scotch, smoke a cigarette, eat a steak and be a fucking American Male not some God Damned frenchman.

The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On Crime: 

Question: 

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? 


Liberal Answer: 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. 

Conservative Answer: 

BANG! 


Texan's Answer: 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... RELOAD!!!!! 

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" 

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"